reasons why you should smile today:
1) ur cute
2) cLAIRE FUCKING NOVAK IS COMING BACK IN S10 AND IS DESCRIBED AS PUNK-ROCK-PRETTY I’M GONNA CRY
A Chinese noodle vendor was caught selling opium-laced noodles when a customer who was at a routine traffic stop was given a urine test, which tested positive for opiates. Source
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
Evan is always a monster.
It’s funny because he’ll be the biggest monster this season
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
look at all these white men
luke pasqualino is not white
the guy with keifer sutherland, ahmad alhendawi, the UN secretary envoy for youth, is not white
can we not completely erase people of color when they’re present in things
And even if they are fucking white, what does that have to do with anything?
These WHITE men support equality. These WHITE men did this, if anything you should be wondering why the men of other races aren’t doing this. Shut the hell up.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
My blog is a mess.