Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
call me princess once and ill have a crush on you forever
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
I FUCKING READ ALL THAT FOR THATTTT ARE YOU FUCKNIG ME
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID OMFG I CAN’T BELIEVE I READ THE WHOLE THING
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I found this in my freezer. My roommate said he’s saving him until he needs to save the world.
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
Never the world must gaze their eyes on our porn
It’s like the TARDIS going through the Time Vortex.