colonelhathi:

• japan ≠ korea ≠ china
• pakistan is not in the middle east
• most muslims aren’t arabs
• geishas are not prostitutes
• mexico is a very small part of latin america
• there are 54 countries in africa
• china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

Whyy am I such an awkward person when meeting new people!?

hellokitty-queen:

500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

Am I too young to retire

tsundere-sheep:

bacconwizard:

slenclerman:

Spaghettihos u rope

nailed it